bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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