- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

I was once a hamster.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

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What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

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