This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Religionh

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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