I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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4/20 is a holiday just like Christmas.. I lied you just get baked

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As a stand-up comedian, I've been really interested in how comedians have recovered from jokes not hitting making fun of the fact. Recently, I was in a situation where a rhetorical question didn't hit, and anti-joking (lamenting on the lack of a punchline sarcastically) ended up generating the laugh I needed to move on! Hurray for Anti-jokes! Me: You know the gym Extreme Fitness? Audience: SILENCE Me: (sarcastically) Yes, exactly. That's exactly how that interaction went in my mind when I was practising at home. I ask question - audience responds euphorically - I continue with my joke... http://michaeljagdeo.wordpress.com/2012/01/29/anti-jokes-how-to-recover-when-a-joke-doesnt-hit/

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A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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William wright is Gay

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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