Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Christianity

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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