- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

call me maybe.

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

Knock knock What?

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

A man goes to the potty.

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