Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Guess what? The Game.

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this is stupid .... yep

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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guess what chicken butt

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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