Jews

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Anti Joke

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