Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What did david give back? Nothing.

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Ken wins!

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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