A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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