A man goes to the potty.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Knock knock What?

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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call me maybe.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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