- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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