look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Anti Joke

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