- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Agent 47.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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