A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Where's the dick??? east

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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