why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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A woman walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Yes ma'am?". She orders a gin and tonic, but the bartender had gave her two without realising, and so she pays for one only. She starts to contemplate whether to tell the bartender about his error or to just leave it and have a free glass of gin and tonic. However as she is a christian, gluttony is a sin, and she already had enough to drink today. However, she feels the need to have a relaxing drink today, because as she was on her job as a receptionist, when a customer tripped on the last step of the stairs behind her and broke his neck, dying instantly, which deeply saddened her. This later led her to indulge on 3 glasses of red wine in the staff room. She finally concludes after a few moments pondering, to not tell the bartender about his error, and pampered herself with two relaxing glasses of gin and tonic. Her dead, mutilated body was later found in the rubble of a car after a head-on collision with a truck.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

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so the weather's nice...

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Anti Joke

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