What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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roses are red violets are blue corey mills is and got raped by you

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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