What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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