- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Female rights.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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