- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

Oh my God! A talking dog!

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Knock Know! Come in!

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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