It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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John lazzaro likes dick

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Turkey Balls

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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knock knock come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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