- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

black people are white when i use night gogles

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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