- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Arab with a long beard? An Arab with a long beard you stereotypical piece of crap.

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Whats 1+1? The answer!

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

How do you call two black men on the moon? Astronauts.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

why did matt die? He had cancer

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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