- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Punching a baby

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

who is awesome? no one...

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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