whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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