V I T A M I N C !

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Woman rights.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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the WNBA

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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This is a joke.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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