Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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YOU'VE WON A FREE IPAD!!!!! PRESS CTRL+W TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE!

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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