How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Women's rights

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

A woman leaves the kitchen.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

i like it in the mouth

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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