What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

have safe sex

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What's clear and wet? water

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

cats are pussies

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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