What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Please Rape William Wright

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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Buzi vagy!

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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