Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

whats worse than jonny james obviously

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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