Wait what? I did not type that!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

cats are pussies

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Man U

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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