Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

everybody loves raymond

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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