- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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