- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

vaginas are pretty!!!!

why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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