- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

womens rights.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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