- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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