How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

I grunt when I poop.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

feminists.

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