- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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