1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Poop!!

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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