A black man has a job.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

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Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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honest politician

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ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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