- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

A black man has a job.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

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