- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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