Homonyms should be band.

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Illumati Confirmed

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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