- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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