What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Major League Soccer

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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