- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

woman..parallel parking

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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