- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A dog is always in the pushup position.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

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