A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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This is an anti joke

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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im at school

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Some anti-jokes are funny, some are not!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

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