Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

Coldpaly is a good band

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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