Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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Take wrong turns

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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