- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

whats 1 + 1? 2

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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