- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

Why did? Yes

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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