- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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