What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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