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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.