what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

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