- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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