- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

womens rights.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??