What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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