- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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