- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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