Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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