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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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