Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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