- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Asians.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

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