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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Jake. Walsh.

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ur gey

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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womens rights

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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adam hodgson !

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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