Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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