- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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