- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Coldpaly is a good band

I just drank a cola.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

my mind's eye?

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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