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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

woman..parallel parking

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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