- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

Why did the kid die last night? because his mum stabbed him multiple times in the chest.

A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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