- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

God wrote this joke.................................

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

This is the concept of anti-joke.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

they told me not to write here but i did

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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