- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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