Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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*knock, knock* "Who's there?" *knock, knock* "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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asdf

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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