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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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