- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Whose your daddy? Not me

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*