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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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