Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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