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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

a woman votes!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

My friend harris is fat.

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

What's brown and sticky? A stick

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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