- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Your face

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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