What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

pudding

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

YOU

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

knock knock no ones home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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