- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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