Black Friday

No, Trinidad.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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