- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What stops a train? A missile

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

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