Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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I was thinking... Love conquers all right? Remember the epic crying video? Satan: Because... Some where deep inside... I still love you... God:BUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAUuuuaaaahhh... (Partially invisible effect hand of Satan pats God on the back) The universe is at peace with no opposing forces and I am Nerometal, not that asshole that claims to have one fist and is the leader of some sect, I am and will always be the original Moralman, my name simply happens to be Nero, and thats it, so I am not dissing the bible, why would I none of my business literally, but if love can be tha powerful eh?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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soccer

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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