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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

your moms my other ride

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.