- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

boobs.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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