- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

someone jumped off a bridge he died

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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