Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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