Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

i just pooped that is all!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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