- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Ain't idn't a word.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Well, there's one way...

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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Yo mama so fat.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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