Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Miscarriages.

What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

Women's rights.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Women's rights.

Women's Rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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