a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

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