- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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