- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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