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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

VAGINA.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

My love life

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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