Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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David Cameron

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Feminism

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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