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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Christianity

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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