- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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