What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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why do gingers have no friends? They are non sentient stems that are simply not capable of interacting with intellectual humans

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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