Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Q: How do you confuse more than 80% of the population? A: Mushrooms.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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