- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Ebola

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

Sarah Jessica Parker

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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