- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Why did it die Nothing died

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

watch me nae nae

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Roses are red, Violets are violet

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

A black student graduated High School

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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