John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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to get to the other side.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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