a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

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Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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