Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Women's Rights.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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