why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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