- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Skrillex.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

drew edminstin is a rat

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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