- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

every knight i see an owl at window

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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