- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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