A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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knock knock come in!

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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