How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

thumb_up thumb_down +9

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops