Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Jebron Lames.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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