A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Women's Rights.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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dead dibbs

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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