Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Robin, Get in the Car

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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