What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

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LIFE :(

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Kid 1 Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken. Kid 2 Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys. Kid 1 You know what? I think you're right Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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