True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

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Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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You're a frog

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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A man walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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