Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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what has genitial warts? me

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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