- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

Black people

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

I <3 Hitler

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

What happen? Idk...

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

My children are mistakes

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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