Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Me

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Xbox One

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What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

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Poop

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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