- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

womens rights.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Women's rights.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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