seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

This sentence is a lie.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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