- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A train poops its pants.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Your Momma is so fat that she will most like lose a leg to diabetes which is totally preventable if she eats a well balanced diet. I hope she loses weight. Say hi to her from me please.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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