- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

dick dick dick... frogs

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

James Patrick Campbell

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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