Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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