Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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