- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

what do you get when you use heroin aids.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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