- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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