Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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Not a joke.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

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sky's sty

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

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Anti Joke

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