- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

potatoes

Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

Black people

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??