What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

the game

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Once upon a time, The end.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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