- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

dick dick dick... frogs

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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