A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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ur mum

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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I can count to potato.

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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