How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Today is March 22.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

this website even though its hilarious.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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